A while back, I slapped together this silly collection of all-too-common scenarios from the lives of designers. Just discovered them again, hiding in a dark corner of my hard drive. Posting them here so they have a permanent place to live. Enjoy =)

“Hurry up and wait”
Visually Balanced
Static Animation
Chart diversity
“The nephew effect”
Free product design
Statement of work
Cross platform
Exit strategy
More bullets
Romance
Basic cleanup
Cliché metaphors
Death by PowerPoint
Teleprompter
Handshake
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